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A huge chunk of the fandom loves the idea of Bucky hating his arm because of the things he was made to do with it (me being one of them) because we are all pain loving fucks but I also love me some happy Bucky + his metal arm headcannons ok

• Bucky handling the hot utensils in the kitchen because “I don’t care if you heal fast, Stevie, I’m carrying this fucking pan”
  
• Bucky putting post-it notes or magnets with cute quotes or pics or even grocery lists bc why not
• Bucky scraping the red star off and asking Steve to draw adorable things on it instead
• Bucky carrying all the groceries with it because “fuck double trips i am bUCKY BARNES” 
• Bucky becoming an icon for kids and adults with missing limbs, maybe even helping or starting an organization dealing with prosthetics for those who can’t afford it
• Bucky volunteering to help firemen because he can carry “four to five people MINIMUM with that arm”
• Bucky doing the robot with it because it makes people laugh and the Avengers groan and bc he’s a fucking dork
• Bucky doing the cha cha slide whenever he has to go through metal detectors “cuz you gotta be cool about it, Stevie”
• Bucky flexing and watching the plates shift cuz he’s a goddamn science nerd it’s cannon why the fcUK do ppl forgET THIS
• Bucky using it during the winter to sneak up on people and make them scream when he puts his freezing ass arm up their backs and running away cackling
• Bucky using it to rip out doors before Steve “the door menace" Rogers gets a chance to burst through it hA HA HA
• Bucky crushing the enemies’ guns and other weapons nonchalantly and it’s just “dAMMIT BARNES YET ANOTHER GOON PISSED HIS PANTS PLS STOP” 
• Bucky using the shield like a frisbee with Steve!!!! 
• Bucky checking himself out on it mid-battle bc he is a fine piece of ass ok
• Bucky managing to go toe to toe with Steve which obviously turns his best guy on what a loser
• Bucky using it in bed with himself or Steve cuz it takes longer to get tired with it and doesn’t get pruney
• Bucky lifting Steve onto walls and doors and elevators and “oh FUCK, BUCKY”